Jokes

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Have a laugh on us!! Q. How do you keep a snail’s shell clean? A. You use snail varnish! Luke Edwards – 4^th Class Q. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A. To get to the bottom! Adam Goggin – 3^rd Class Q. Which monster is the best dancer? A. The boogey man! Evan Cotter – 4^th Class Q. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman? A. Frostbite! Cian Buckley – 4^th Class Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs? A. A wonkey donkey! Lillian Brady – 3^rd Class Q. Why did the skeleton not go to the party? A. Because he had no body to go with! Laura Jenkins – 2^nd Class Q. What did the snowman say to the other snowman? A. Do you smell carrots?! Cian Byrne, Scott Cadwell, Brian Moore – 2^nd Class Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? A. Ruff! Rebecca Healy – 2^nd Class Q. What can’t the car play football? A. Because it only has one boot! Claudia McKeon – 2^nd Class Q. Why was Cinderella bad at football? A. Because her coach was a pumpkin! Roísín Corbett – 2^nd Class Q. Why did the girl step on the sink? A. Because she was a tap dancer! Katie O’Reilly – 2^nd Class Q. Why did the chicken go to Mars? A. To get a mars bar! Shaun Donnelly – 2^nd Class Q. What bird steals from the bank? A. A robin! Mathieu Sevestre – 2^nd Class Q. What happens if you mix a fridge with a stereo? A. Cool Music! Abby Hesse-Mason – 3^rd Class Q. What did the candle say to the other candle? A. I’m going out tonight! Nina Kavanagh – 3^rd Class Q. Who won the race between the two shoe laces? A. They tied! Samantha Brady – 3^rd Class Q. Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A. To reach the high notes! Sophe Inglis – 3^rd Class Q. Why did the boy throw butter out the window? A. Because he wanted to see a butterfly!! Conor Wardick 2^nd Class Q. What do you call a bouncing sheep? A. A woolly jumper! John Redmond & Max McGreevy – 3^rd Class Q. What did the teddy say when he was asked for supper? A. No thanks, I’m stuffed! Evan Eiffe – 3^rd Class Q. What did the biscuit say when he got knocked over? A. Ah crumbs! Tom Roddy – 3^rd Class Q. What did the pencil say to the other pencil? A. You’re looking sharp today! Jared Molphy – 4^th Class Q. Why did the skeleton go to the butcher’s? A. Because he had to get spare ribs! Terry Crawley – 3^rd Class There was a crisp walking down the street and he had his hand out. A man in a car stopped and asked would he like a lift, but he said “No, I’m a walker!” Zoë Walsh – 4^th Class Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a pair of curtains. Well, pull yourself together then! Conor Phelan - 3^rd Class Spooky Jokes Q. What do you get if you cross an angry toddler with Dracula? A. Teeth marks in your knees. Q. How do you make a werewolf stew? A. Keep him waiting for two hours. Q. How do space monsters drink their tea? A. Out of flying saucers. Q. What is a spooks favourite ride? A. A rollerghoster. Q. Why didn't Dracula have many friends? A. He was a pain in the neck. Monster jokes Q. What happens if a big, hairy monster sit's in front of you at the cinema? A. You miss most of the film Q. What has purple spotted body, ten hairy legs and big eyes on stalks? A. I don't know but theres one crawling up your leg. Q. Did you hear about the green monster? A. He'd only eat vegetarians Q. Why did the monster eat the light bulb? A. Because he was in need of a light snack. Q. What is a monsters favourite bean? A. A human bean Silly Jokes Q. What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator? A. Cool music Q. Why are fish easy to weigh? A. Because they have their own scales Q.Were do fish get their petrol? A. Shell Q. Which players can't you trust from the orchestra? A. The fiddlers. Q. What did the big phone say to the little phone? A. You're too young to be engaged. Q. What Should a prizefighter drink? A. Punch Q. Why was the bridesmaid arrested? A. Because she held up the train Q. What is short, green and likes to go camping? A. A boy sprout. Q. How did the duck pay for lunch? A. He put it on his bill. Q. What is green miserable and covert in custard? A. An apple grumble Q. What goes up when the rain comes down? A. An Umbrella Christmas Jokes Q. What kind of Birds can write? A. A Pen-guin Q. What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective? A. Santa Clues Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. Its Christmas, Eve Q. Why does Santa like to work in the garden? A. Because he like to Hoe, Hoe, Hoe Q. What happened when the Snowwoman got angry with the Snowman? A. She gave him the cold shoulder Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads? A. Ice- Caps Q. What is a snowman's favourite lunch? A. An Ice-berger Q. What do you call a snowman party? A. A Snowball Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? A. Frost Bite Q. What do you call a Eskimo Cow? A. An Eskimoo Q. What do the Elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday? A. Freeze a jolly good fellow Q. How is the christmas alphabet different to the normal alphabet? A. The christmas alphabet has NO-EL Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? A. Sandy Claws Q. Why are Christmas Trees such bad knitters? A. They are always dropping their needles Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? A. Thanks!, I'll never part with it Q. Why did they let the Turkey join the band? A. Because they had the drum sticks

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